20 September 2010

Bed, Bath, and Way, Way Beyond

While looking at wares in Bed Bath and Beyond and getting a cheesecake pan for my sister (she promised she'd make me some next time I come to visit), we found this checklist (click to enlarge):

The flyer we saw spelt trunk "trunck"...I take it they didn't make it through school?
At first glance we thought it was a nice little list. Then we looked at the content.

First, the "Must-Haves". Microwave accessories (whatever those are)? Laptop lapdesk? Some of my other favourites: coffee maker (I wonder how many of those they sell here), aerobed extra bed (in case your current mattress isn't good enough), paper shredder (can't let anyone see that grade), cap organizer (maybe it's just me, but the people I know that own caps and hats are NOT the kind of person that would use this)...

But honestly, if they can con the students into buying even half the things on the list, they're sure to love college. At least the naïveté of new college students.

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